MLP Base: JFC Luna no you wont become a stripper

Luna: But sister-

Celestia: Just because you raise the fucking moon doesnt mean you must have THAT kind of nightlife

Luna: But I

Celestia: Besides yo boobs are small and yo booty is flat af so how the fuck you will make it work when you dont have the features needed to begin with

Luna: I know you raise the sun but there is no need to send such burns at me

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